Too old to live out those dreams of success in the beautiful game? Not to worry. The Bonzini B90 Table Football, made to measure from beech wood and clad in bull leather, may be the answer. Aluminium players on one side, line up against a team of chrome-plated opponents on the Bruno Domeau and Philippe Pérès creation. The leather options come in black or white, with other colours available on demand, so you can recreate your favourite team’s strip.